Jamma Party: The Life of Jenn Y.

I just heard about the power clique of mean cheerleaders in a Texas school. One of their mommies was the principal, so they got to torture other girls to the point of tears and tell-all interviews on Hannity and Combs. I say to the little girls out there, chin up, because there is tons of great revenge practical gags out there to put a mean and slutty cheerleader in her place- putting Nair in her gym locker shampoo bottle and itching powder in her lollipop panties are two favorites. But I have to say that one only look to a popular TV cartoon to exact a unique revenge. So here it is...

The Top Eleven South Park Revenge Pranks for Mean Texas Cheerleaders:

11- Killer apocalyptic shape shifting school binder (Trapper Keeper)

10- When the mother ship lands, send the aliens to their homes for Anal Probe Fest (Cartman Gets An Anal Probe)

9- When your strange Aunt Flo visits with a creepy present of poisson, send the little fish on a forensically undetectible killing spree (SpookyFish)

8- Sign them up for David Blane's Suicide Cult (Super Best Friends)

7- Get the Gayest Guy Slut in town to challenge them to a "Whore-Off" then watch with glee as he ass swallows them whole! (Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset)

6- Tell the local bumpkin police that the squad "molestered" you. Mention bad touches for bonus points. (The Wacky Molestation Adventure)

5- School band plays the Brown Noise during pep rally causing cheerleaders to shit their lollies. (World Wide Recorder Concert)

4- Weight Gain 4000 in their lattes (Weight Gain 4000)

3- Hire illegal immigrants to smear the walls of their houses with poo (My Future Self N' Me)

2- Serve them their parents ground up in a chili gone horribly wrong (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

And the number one South Park Revenge Prank for Mean Texas Cheerleaders:
1- Two Words: MR HAT!